Friday, 27 March 2009

Bra and Pants

Feedjit sometimes gets me Chuckling.
You see, there are these folk who arrive on feedjit having used Google Search Engine.
And land up on my Blog. Unintentionally, as it were.
Let's see...
Kalmar, Kamar Lan arrived from searching for 'Loins'.
Why? Is this Normal? Exactly?
Anyway, they had to read some stuff and nonsense about inference skills. That must have been Fascinating. For a Pervert. They stayed for 20 minutes. Interesting.
And poor Bendigo, Victoria, searching frantically through for 'Decorating a 21st Birthday Cake', arrived on this.
A Grim Tale of Leg Depilation. Horrifying.
There have been instances of innocent Cyber Adventurists landing on Ladybird World Mother and having to endure the dubious delights of
Naked Statues...and this sorry morsel,, the latter being a jolly little tale all about evacuating Enormous Poo from lavatory. Cringe.
And, my deepest apologies to Nykarleby, West Finland who while looking for dear little articles on Cocky Bastards got Severely Confused by tales of Debauchery and Death..
My favourite, however, has to be Riyadh, Ar Riyad, poor lamb, who wanted, quite clearly, to be enlightened over the question of Penis Envy. They were forced to make emergency landing on Comment Envy'... my somewhat wry denial to actually Reading Comments. Not a Penis in sight. As it were. Riyadh stayed for precisely 18 seconds. And Left.
Looking forward to putting up this latest post... was thinking about calling it Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll... and waiting for Feedjit to come up trumps.
But am not.
Calling it 'Bra and Pants.'
That should to the Trick.
Shhh. Here comes Hellevoetslius Zuid - Holland!
Here we go!


The Dotterel said...

(*I'm not here, honest!*)

geraldgee said...

Poor old Kalmar,Kamar lan was probably looking for "lions" and is a gentle old soul who can't understand English spelling...
Now "Bra and Pants"? thank god I didn't come in through Google.

Tatersmama said...

I just checked... luckily (or is that unluckily?) you haven't made it to Google yet! LMAO!
Maybe a post along the lines of :
Bra and Pants with Giant Poo have Penis Envy.
Lord help 'em... ;-)

Ladybird World Mother said...

The D- were so! And I saw the way you came in... skulking you were.
GG - Lions. Oh no. Bet he was too. Bless. And had an english lesson pas excellence, if you see what I mean... poor poor man.
Tatersmama - Aha. You are right. Need to tuck that 'Penis' in somewhere.. if you see what I mean. (Man, it is an ugly word!)

Vodka Mom said...

I have GOT to figure out how to figure that out.

I'm sure it would give me a good laugh!!!

Troy said...

I googled "far too overdressed" and arrived here.

Neas Nuttiness said...

This may be your funniest yet!

Oh - I see that Katie Tatie is dropping by...and can't wait to see what Robynn has to say about this post!

Catharine Withenay said...

Thanks - your blogs always make my day. I have to promise my husband (writing his PhD behind me) that I will not keep giggling all afternoon.

No, no, I won't...!

Denise said...

This is a fascinating new area of the Blogsphere – I’ve looked at your Feedjit and find that Upton, Kentucky came looking for “ringing in left ear angels speaking to you” and Lynchburg, Ohio needed to know more about “saying no with your head while saying yes with your mouth.” You just have to wonder .....
Just on another point of interest my word verification is phookin - it could only happen here!

Ladybird World Mother said...

VM - if you do, can you tell me, please!
Troy - Oh, and there was me thinking you'd googled Smack Fest.
NN - thank you! Rather liked Tatersmama's suggestion..;)
CW - PhD! Wow... maybe he should google... amazing where you land up!
Denise -!!! cant believe that I didnt use such good one! Each day there is some poor soul searching... and finding my area of expertise! Oh dear.

Ladybird World Mother said...

One person has just ended up here with 'poo big fat games'... surely thats one of you having a laugh... Please?!

Mummy said...

Bwahahahaha! Too funny!

Kevin Musgrove said...

half my readership has Googled either "ipecachuana" or "rubber knickers"

and I think that's just the regulars

Robynn's Ravings said...

Staring in at you from California..... have ENORMOUS poo's in your loo and leg hair EVERYWHERE!! I'm sorry...I can't hang out with you anymore. My very fine sensibilities are grossly offended.

I 'spose you'll be checking to see how long I was REALLY here!

Ladybird World Mother said...

mummy - !! glad you think so!
KM - mmm. Rubber knickers. Now THATS what this post should have been called. Dammit.
Robynn - And I havent even started on the bikini line story. Oh, Robynn... you just HAVE to stay my blog friend. I'll clean up my act. Honestly!

Ladybird World Mother said...

Right... someone is taking the michael here... one person has googled 'pictures of naked men statues', another one 'doris the hen' (thats our hen!) and lastly, bewilderingly.. 'pigeon lemonade explode.' Wha'?!

Ladybird World Mother said...

Ok. Now I Know. Taking the michael for sure... latest one is 'Wifes big poo blocked the loo'... ended up on The Queen Doesnt Have to do this.
You lot are Bad.

Mud in the City said...

Maybe you could introduce them to Klang, Malaysia who has just found me by searching for "see cctv next door housewife breast movie"


Ladybird World Mother said...

Eeeewww!!! So funny! (I think)
How long did they stay?!

Ladybird World Mother said...

'Pants mother horse sex' is latest in horrors on feedjit. Pervert found his way here to Bra and Pants!! Serve him right.

Ladybird World Mother said...

'' is the latest one... this is totally weird how they end up here... love the way just me comments quietly, on own!!