Bra and Pants

Feedjit sometimes gets me Chuckling.
You see, there are these folk who arrive on feedjit having used Google Search Engine.
And land up on my Blog. Unintentionally, as it were.
Let's see...
Kalmar, Kamar Lan arrived from google.com searching for 'Loins'.
Why? Is this Normal? Exactly?
Anyway, they had to read some stuff and nonsense about inference skills. That must have been Fascinating. For a Pervert. They stayed for 20 minutes. Interesting.
And poor Bendigo, Victoria, searching frantically through google.com for 'Decorating a 21st Birthday Cake', arrived on this.
A Grim Tale of Leg Depilation. Horrifying.
There have been instances of innocent Cyber Adventurists landing on Ladybird World Mother and having to endure the dubious delights of
Naked Statues...and this sorry morsel,, the latter being a jolly little tale all about evacuating Enormous Poo from lavatory. Cringe.
And, my deepest apologies to Nykarleby, West Finland who while looking for dear little articles on Cocky Bastards got Severely Confused by tales of Debauchery and Death..
My favourite, however, has to be Riyadh, Ar Riyad, poor lamb, who wanted, quite clearly, to be enlightened over the question of Penis Envy. They were forced to make emergency landing on Comment Envy'... my somewhat wry denial to actually Reading Comments. Not a Penis in sight. As it were. Riyadh stayed for precisely 18 seconds. And Left.
Looking forward to putting up this latest post... was thinking about calling it Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll... and waiting for Feedjit to come up trumps.
But am not.
Calling it 'Bra and Pants.'
That should to the Trick.
Shhh. Here comes Hellevoetslius Zuid - Holland!
Here we go!