Thursday, 12 November 2009

Awards R Us














I really am a lazy scum bag.
Have received these lovely awards from Alix at Casa Hice , Working Mum on the Verge and London City Mum. Have dragged them all home, (the awards, not the poor sods that gave them to me in the first place) dusted them down, and put them proudly in my Saved As Picture place, somewhere in the Bowels of my photo pile.
And left them. Poor little things. Gathering cosmic dust.
Now it's time to Do Something About Them.
So I must gird my loins and Pass Them On.
One of requires seven things about myself. That you don't know.
But you all know EVERYTHING.
How long I wee for.
How I exfoliate.
How I shout at my children and pretend that I don't.
Where I go, what I do, how I do it.
What in tarnation can I add that you don't already have deep and abiding knowledge of?
And, honestly, do you care?
Why don't I skip all that and just get to the good bit. You know, when I pass the awards on and say lovely things. Agreed?
Yes?
Phew.
Right then.
The first award I am going to send on to .....
Oh, and before I do that, you need to know this stuff about the Zombie Chicken Award.
Am somewhat worried about these Bastard Zombie Chicken Dudes. Raving packs and all.
Oh, well, we must suffer for our art.
"The blogger who receives this award believes in the Tao of the zombie chicken – excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all."

So. Award for Zombie Chicken Award goes to...
geraldgee GG, as I call him, is a star, very funny, an amazing artist and a bloody good commenter!
Neas Nuttiness What can I say... this woman makes me laugh out loud. AND she makes me feel better. Thanks, NN!
Strawberry Jam Anne Anne is a darling. Her comments are always warm and utterly understanding of the post. Thanks, Anne!
Tatersmama Tatersmama's comments are just wonderful... they almost take off there is so much animation in them! I always smile when I see one from her.
Thanks, you four, for making me chuckle, giggle and laugh. Mwah.
And your blogs rock. Of course.

Now. Onto the Kreative Blog award...
This goes to
London City Mum
Granny on the Web
My life lived my way

Why? Well. London City Mum makes me laugh. A lot. Her stories of city work and home life are wonderful. Granny's jokes put a smile on my face whenever I visit her blog. I then try to repeat them and get into an awful muddle. And Jeff? Awesome. That's what he is. Makes me laugh. Cry. Think. The lot really.

Now, the last award. The One Lovely Blog Award.
This goes to...
Tattie Weasle whose blog I just love visiting. As soon as she posts, I'm there!
And to my lovely blogger friend Troy who has been visiting me right from the start, and who makes me laugh and leaves comments JUST SO it looks like I am more popular than I am.
And finally to my lovely friend Robynn's Ravings. Robynn's comments always look as I imagine she sounds... full of EXCLAMATION MARKS AND CAPITAL LETTERS!!
As for all the rest of you darlings who come by my blog and say such lovely things. Thank you ALL.
You all rock.
There. Done.
Not a Lazy Scum Bag anymore.
Phew. x

PS HAVE REALLY TRIED HARD WITH ALL THE LINKS AND THEY WORKED IN MY DRAFT BUT HAVE GONE FUNNY AS I PUBLISHED. I REALLY HATE COMPUTERS. xx

17 comments:

Corey Schwartz said...

Congrats. Well done. (I think I must have missed the post on how long you wee)

geraldgee said...

Oooh fanks Ladybird xx,Its now in nearby pawn shop,wealth at last.
Yes....PAWN..

Jeff D'Antonio said...

Thanks. I'm horrible at acknowledging awards and passing them on, so don't hold your breath waiting for me to post about this one. I think I have about 17 others that I still haven't acknowledged or passed on.


Oh, and your links all have an extra "http//" in them (as in http://http//whatever.blogspot.com). Remove the extra http// and all should be good. I hate computers too, but I'm learning how to tame them.

Ladybird World Mother said...

CS - it wasn't that interesting a post... !! xx
gg - glad about the pawn. Hope it gets LOADSA dosh. Not. x
Jeff - glad someone else is as bad as me... (regarding those awards) I take forever and am sure there are some lurking that I havent dealt with. And thanks for that tip re. extra http stuff. Will go back and work on that!! xx

Troy said...

Well I started reading this and all these different blogger names being mentioned and I began to think "she's ignoring me who comments religiously (and with a slight hint of humour) on her blog" then suddenly, like the sun rising in the morning, there was my name - mentioned in despatches! Thank you, thank you, thank you LWM. Much appreciated (although pink is so not my colour!). Who says Friday 13th is unlucky?
Sorry, must dash - a meteorite has just fallen on my house.

Ladybird World Mother said...

Troy - glad you like it!! As IF I would leave you out. Bad luck about the meteorite. Insurance OK?
xxx

geraldgee said...

Apex insurance are damn good with holes in the ground. xx

London City Mum said...

Thank you thank you thank you *takes a bow/curtsy/whatever*

Just what I needed as about to get on conference call in no less than TWENTY minutes' time to 'hear' (v funny, more like be 'told like a small child') the outcome of my appeal against my redundancy... the farce continues but this is all part of playing the game.

But at least now I will be smiling during it all :-)

LCM x

Working Mum said...

Aw, I was hoping for some extra weird stuff, not the usual weird stuff! ;)

Alix said...

Congratulations on all your impressive awards!! At this rate, you're going to need a new trophy case soon!

Well deserved, all of them, and I'm so glad I got to present you with one.

XO

Tatersmama said...

Yay for YOU, for recieving these lovely blog awards!

And as for me? Well I'm just flabbergasted that you would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens, just to read any of the inane dribblings that little ol'throws out there. And then to pass it on to other unsuspecting folks? Wow!
(But then again... I always knew that you had good taste! ;)

Now I'm off to check out each any every one of the blogs that you've mentioned.
I suspect I'm in for a darn good read!

Tatersmama said...

Note to self: Proof read before pressing that darn button.
Especially when referring to myself as "little 'ol me".

word veri? eareslo
that's me alright.

Rebel Mother said...

Congrats on your awards. You've got another one at mine.

Love RMxx

Ladybird World Mother said...

gg - I'll pass that on to Troy... providing he isn't in large hole in ground.x
LCM - glad you like it!! Am blogging Furtively at moment as people are staying... but will get over to you to read the latest ASAP! x
WM - extra weird stuff coming up soon!! x
Alix - thanks again for yours... xxx
Tatersmama - so glad you like!! And please dont check your errors, cos I like 'em! xx
RM - you angel!! have been over and collected it already. Keen, I am!! THANKS MASSIVELY. xx

Suburbia said...

Hey, congratulations x 3!!

Tattie Weasle said...

Ohmygod! Thabnk you so much and I think I shoul dtake on the lazy scumbag tyitle as it has taken me days to come over and visit and after that I totally don't deserve an award - but I'll take it anyway wouldn't want to be thought churlish....:)

Ladybird World Mother said...

Suburbia - thank you !! Three times!! x
tattie - my pleasure... and there is no contest for the lazy scumbag thing. I will win hands down. x