Monday, 15 March 2010

Oooops.

Most satisfactory.
When a Guest you are Not Particularly Partial to, and would rather them Not Be In The House, owing to their continual drip drip of Judgemental Phrases, uses the Parazone Wipes instead of Loo Paper.
And tells you.
Most satisfactory.

23 comments:

Laura - Are We Nearly There Yet Mummy? said...

Ouch, surely that has to sting somewhat?

Ladybird World Mother said...

I know. I think I am a Mean Person. But I did move them out to avoid future mistakes.

Troy said...

Oh what a lovely posting... and what a Big Lazy Cow am I to do ONE general comment on all the blogs I follow!

The Dotterel said...

Deeply cleansing...

Vicus Scurra said...

Wirebrush and dettol.

wonderwoman said...

oh my - that is priceless!!!

x

June said...

Ohhh, that was worth having to Google Parazone Wipes! :->

Strawberry Jam Anne said...

Good tip - I'll have to try and remember that one! Good chuckle. A x

Libby's Library said...

I had to Google it too!
LOL

Sandy Calico said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha brilliant!

Ladybird World Mother said...

Troy- Right. Ok. Point taken. Am very lazy cow (without the capitals). Honestly. Some bloggers are just so Picky. (with capitals) xx
The D - extremely so, with a slight smarting I believe!
VC - aha... thats what I'll put in there next time.
ww - totally priceless... you will never know how much1
June - !!! just googled them too...!!! They look worse with the description. Oh that poor bottom. !!
Anne - go on, dare you. Except none of your guests would be so silly as to wipe bottom on such horrible things... here's hoping. xx
LL - I did too, after June said she had!!
SC - glad you liked it!! x

diney said...

ooh a rather sore and red nether region !! Funny though tee hee!

Tatersmama said...

LOLOLOLOL! Now, I just hope that the "Guest you are Not Particularly Partial to", doesn't read your blog! Unless you have others that use the parazone wipes too - you could probably get away with that story, eh?!
I had to google it as well, but at least I'll be prepared when I come to your house!

Janna Qualman said...

Oh! *guffaw* You make me want to tuck some of those wipes near the toilet paper and wait near the door...

Bernie said...

Well it is a thought......:-) Hugs

Brit in Bosnia / Fraught Mummy said...

Sometimes these things are just right. What a lovely moment for you. Must remember to buy some to place in suitable place before my own, less likeable guests come round. x

Sir Bruin said...

A good result then? If I weren't such a trusting, non cynical person, I would suspect that you left the wipes there in the hope of just such an eventuality.

Ladybird World Mother said...

diney - gorilla arse moment, I think.
Tatersmama -now that would not be good! Will have to think up something fast. And when you come to my house I will supply the softest, most fragrant of loo paper... promise!!
JQ - now that is an idea!! Go on, dare you!!!
Bernie - And a bad one. I know. But couldnt help the very small quiet giggle... I think I need to go to confession. Now what penance would I get for that!!
BIB - every house must have them I think... mine are running out. Must get more!
Sir B - Freud would have something to say too, eh. But what?

trasha said...

Oh delightful serendipitous moment.

Pam said...

I too had to Google parazone wipes as I thought it had something to do with cleaning a car. I'm so think sometimes.

the mother of this lot said...

No!! Did you leave them handy on purpose?

cheshire wife said...

Maybe they have help, with the housework I meant.

imbeingheldhostage said...

I had to google parazone and now I am cackling like an insane person. Thanks, I needed that.