Friday, 27 May 2011

Words Wot I Hate

Don't like the following words.
I think they should be Banned.
Forthwith.

Moist
Scrotum
Gusset
Cruets
Partial
Toiletries
Serviettes
Leatherette
Kitchenette
Condiments

Not wild about 'nostril'.

Oh, and Chillax. Grrrr.


There. That's better.
Best to get these things off one's chest, I always think.

13 comments:

Another Day of Crazy said...

Scrotum. Hate that word! Always call that and it's related things "Bits and Pieces"...

As in "Littlest, you probably don't want to slide down the stair rail... you'll want your bits and pieces to work someday!"

Reasons said...

LOL!!! Bet you hate that too! How I have missed you!

Ladybird World Mother said...

Another Day of Crazy - agreed wholeheartedly... much better than 'mind your scrotum, dear,'... (ouch, sliding down the stair rail...!)
Reasons - I HATE that!! Missed you too, darling girl. xx

Tattie Weasle said...

You really have it in for the French and all their ettes suzette, crepes. For me I don't like saying the word squirrel. It makes my lips purse.

Troy said...

I was never partial to a leatherette gusset as no amount of toiletries could ease the resulting moist scrotum. But finally “chillaxed” after applying on a serviette a rare condiment found in a cruet in our old kitchenette. The smell though got up my nostrils.

Ladybird World Mother said...

Tattie - my children have just caught me saying 'squirrel' over and over again... and you are right... it makes your mouth go all funny. It also makes your children think one mad. xx
Troy - nothing quite like a moist scrotum... ewwww, I cant even bear to TYPE the words!! xx

Karen said...

Oh God - moist. I hate that word. What about membrane? *shudders*

Nicola said...

I hate the word epitome. Purely because the first time I used it in conversation I pronounced it phonetically (ie epi-tome instead of epi-to-me) and everyone in my business meeting looked at me as if I was a few slices short of a whole loaf. Stupid word. Not. My. Friend.

PantsWithNames said...

Gusset. Just the most revolting word! I'm flinching with the thought of it!

Sir Bruin said...

Scrotum was, I believe, the wrinkled old retainer who worked for Lord Gusset, the well-known leatherette magnate.

Leilani Lee said...

I guess I will have to go look up on the Internet what a "serviette" is. We don't use that word in the U.S. but I have decided I don't like it either.

Sally said...

On the other hand, I think we should be more generous in our use of:

Parsimonious
Jejeune
Conflate

All conversations can be enriched with such words, in my view.

Oh, and there's never a wrong moment to say 'crikey'.

Jacqueline said...

I hate quite a few of those although some of those are not used in Scotland anyway. Serviettes are napkins, no matter if they are paper or linen and eatherette is fake leather here. I really hate the word fags!